Lititz VFW

Tonight we welcomed back the mayor, Theodore Dzubinzkiczyk (or something like that), who once again volunteered to score papers (Ted is always helpful like that). The Ladies' Auxiliaree (or something like that, this computer doesn't have spell-chekc) started the 50/50, which was won by Bert (and I think that was the only winning happening at her table). Chicks and Dicks once again got fourth, but gladly traded it for fourth when Nick and Tom begged to get to pick the themes. (Congrats to Nix Lix for a great fourth round, btw). We're Here for the Heineken, hindered by Matt, took second and Room Two, abetted by Frank and John, got the gold for the second week in a row.