Bubes: Damn, I Feel Like a Nutsack!

Tonight's competition was pretty fierce and the stakes were high as it was the last night of the April mini-tournament. The 'Sacks managed to maintain their lead and claimed victory. They will be treated to a lasagna dinner at the infamous Hornswylde Mansion in beautiful downtown Lancaster. Joe also managed to win his first Captain Jack-off, besting the Flaming Moe-rons for first. Discovery Channel placed third. Congrats to the 'Sacks and see you at the Mansion!