Bube's: I Never Sausage Competition

The Oracles, a team new to Bube's, are contemplating what to do with their individually wrapped Polish sausages. We gave them plenty to think about tonight, with a particularly brutal final round. The Soulmates (AKA The Wise Men minus Brent) and the Stonecutters were doing well until that round. When the dust settled, Nobody's Fool Monkey emerged victorious, beating Team Discovery Channel by 2 points. In third was Daisuke Nutsackzaka (whose name I continually butchered), who beat the Jelly Roll Mortons by 2 points. They chose Simpsons trivia, with the proviso that it be limited to Moe's Tavern. Chubby But Not Stubby almost bolted out the door before they realized that they were in fifth. They chose 20th century firearms. And the Jon Shober Gang chose a purple duck purse with a head wound as their prize.