I'm always disappointed when you crack open a fortune cookie to find some drivel like "You are warm and compassionate" or "Wisdom is to truth as beauty is to knowledge." I want a glimpse into my future, and all you give me is platitudes! I want to know what's going to happen to me, dammit! That's why I'm starting a new feature on my blog: Fortune Cookie of the Week. (It also gives me an excuse to eat more sushi).
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