Friday, July 06, 2007

I'm Not Happy

This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was
preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop
light because I was not really paying attention.

I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.
"Great, just great", I muttered.

The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me.
He was a dwarf.

He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me
as I rolled down my window.

He said, "I'm not happy"...

To which I replied, "Well....which one are you then?

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