Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Bube's: Garden-State Variety Trivia

New Jersey: The Nutsack State. Oh, Wait, That's Disrespectful . . . to the Nutsacks welcomed back Marie, visiting from Vermont. She must be their secret weapon, since they romped to a fifteen point lead over the next team, Corndoggin' It Celtic Style. Then only 10 points separated the next eight teams, with a Captain jack tie-breaker for third between Ubersmack and W.'s Naptime Binky. Deric of Ubersmack and Sam of the Binkies argued over who was better at Jacking-off©. Apparently Deric has had more practice, since his team won. The Slap and TDC were tied for fifth, with Undecided, For sale: Slightly Used Sandals Once Owned by Josh Longo, Siggly Diggly and the Toxic Olives close behind.

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