Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Bube's: Traumatizing Jack-off™

We had a rare tie for seventh place tonight between Puff N Suds and The Tony Danza Slap. It was Dee vs. Jack-off™ virgin Ashley. The virgin was quickly sacrificed to the alligator, tying the record established by Carmen at the VFW. I think Ashley had been traumatized by the experience, so we had a rematch after the show. (The Slap chose "astrology" as next week's theme, by the way). Tonight's medal winners were the Nutsacks, Quietly Making Noise and Team Hey Don't Smoke the Seeds.

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