Bube's: Traumatizing Jack-off™

We had a rare tie for seventh place tonight between Puff N Suds and The Tony Danza Slap. It was Dee vs. Jack-off™ virgin Ashley. The virgin was quickly sacrificed to the alligator, tying the record established by Carmen at the VFW. I think Ashley had been traumatized by the experience, so we had a rematch after the show. (The Slap chose "astrology" as next week's theme, by the way). Tonight's medal winners were the Nutsacks, Quietly Making Noise and Team Hey Don't Smoke the Seeds.

The camera started to die on this shot of tonight's victors: My Nutsack Began as a Small Acorn, From Whence Sprouted the Mighty Oak.

Quietly Making Noise are staying consistently good, only missing first place by 2 points.

Nanette's team had a 75% success rate with the Trashbag of Dee-lite, winning Taco Surpise!, Go-Lean Colon Blow cereal and a scary-looking barbarian sword.

At least one of the members of As The Bottle Drains traveled over 1,000 miles to play trivia (and all she got was a can of Pringles).

Tim shows off his new bow tie tattoo, causing mayhem with the rest of the Slap.

Leopold "Butters" Scotch attempt to calculate the bill. They were planning on using their gift certificate, but, alas, it never materialized.

A Band to Watch

I recently found out that Ben of the Tony Danza Slap is the keyboardist for a Harrisburg band called The Greatest Funeral Ever. I haven't had the chance to see them perform, but I recommend that you check out their MySpace page. They're playing at the Blackthorn Gallery (co-owned by the Slap's Tim) in Mechanicsburg on Sunday August 17th from 4 to 7 P.M.

Pilobolus!

Bob sent me this link to the dance troupe Pilobulus on Conan. I had seen them awhile back on one of the Oscar nights. This blows me away.

Chuckles: Lots of Croaking

Deric of Ubersmack had a good day, since he won both the World-wide Ultimate Extreme Quoits Tournament and the trivia game. He is seen here demonstrating his ringer technique and the coveted ceramic frog trophy to Tim. Ubersmack almost lost, since they had a bad last round. Fortunately for them, so did everyone else! Out of the Vortex was only two points behind, and only three more behind were The Talent Scouts and the Lethal Amoebas. I believe the Scouts have always had bad luck with Captain Jack, as they once again went down. The Tidy Bowlers were next, then there were massive ties for sixth and seventh. I gave the theme choice to Team Four Putt, but they had bolted for the 20th green before I got their choice, so the Intoxicated Intellectuals got dibs instead. They are going for "The Office."

Marge attempts to rub Bill's belly for luck.

The Twin Roses are plotting how to best use their birth control bowling pins.

VFW: BINGO WAs Their Name, Oh

Here's half of BINGO, a fun new team of battling family members that played for the first time tonight. The hall was packed. I'd like to think it was because of trivia, but the $1,800 pot for signing the book may have something to do with it. Tonight's main story was Chicks and Dicks, who had been leading all night, fell to Room Two in the final round. Then, to make matters worse, Erma quickly fell to Dave in the the Captain Jack-off™, so Trivia @ 8 got the cash. The Zombies were only two points behind and there was a tie between the B52s and We're Here for the Dots. Mixed Company got next week's theme choice and they are going with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (I think Grant may have had a hand in that choice). Cheryl, meanwhile, had to settle for mystery meat nuggets from the Trashbag of Deelite.

Bube's: Quietly Making Progress

Quietly Making Noise has been slowly on the rise the last several weeks, climbing from seventh to fourth to second and now, first! The Slap was second, followed by Loismustdie@nutsack.com. Puff N Suds escaped seventh and rose to fourth, followed by Team Discovery Channel and Karft Acrimony and Cheese" Children of Divorce Cry for It! Kid Rock's favorite team, the Toxic Olives got to pick next week's theem choice (see below).

The Teeny Tiny Tony Danza Slap did missing birthday girl Dee proud by getting second place.

You can always count on the Olives to choose unique themes. Next week it's the wonderful world of seeds!

Puff 'n Suds, in a bizarre twist of fate, won a box of Puffs (Reese's, that is).

Lisa of Lisa Didn't Donkey Punch Me and She Is NOT Giving You the Thumbs Up Sign is trying to keep her cast from getting soaked by the exploding Guinness tap.

Victory Is Mine had such a good time that they said that they are also going to check out the Chuckles show.

The Magical Menage a Trois added a couple of new members.